What if actually rains cats and dogs?
Woof woof! SPLAT~!!! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yeow!
As Timmy wanders out of the pet store disappointed that he couldn't get a pet for Christmas, it begins to rain cats and dogs. Like massive hunks of meat falling from the sky (as massive chunks of meat do) a dog spatters right in front of Timmy. Timmy, now covered in dog-insides screams for his life. Then out of NOWHERE! Another dog rams into Timmy instantly severing his head in the process.
Well.... you might say.... cats can live if you throw them off a building... so that's why every time you masturbate, god kills a little kitten. THAT'S WHY!!! THAT'S WHY!!! Cause dogs just die when they hit the ground. Tragic tragic tragic.
And that's why you need to take the umbrella out Timmy!
As Timmy wanders out of the pet store disappointed that he couldn't get a pet for Christmas, it begins to rain cats and dogs. Like massive hunks of meat falling from the sky (as massive chunks of meat do) a dog spatters right in front of Timmy. Timmy, now covered in dog-insides screams for his life. Then out of NOWHERE! Another dog rams into Timmy instantly severing his head in the process.
Well.... you might say.... cats can live if you throw them off a building... so that's why every time you masturbate, god kills a little kitten. THAT'S WHY!!! THAT'S WHY!!! Cause dogs just die when they hit the ground. Tragic tragic tragic.
And that's why you need to take the umbrella out Timmy!
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