Tuesday, August 7, 2007

What if number 14 - Gravity = 0

What if there was a switch to turn off gravity and where would it be?

A switch so devastating that would make things seem weightless? GREAT SCOTT (like Doc from Back to the future) A FLUX CAPACITOR? Yea... well.... we don't need a flux capacitor for this field trip. We'll be needing to make large quantities of "UNOBTANIUM" (wiki) dig down to the core and turn it off!!! That's right! TURN OFF GRAVITY!!!

Well.... the concept of turning off gravity has been around for a while now, ever since newton discovered it, people have always been pressed to nullify it. There's a slight difference to "countering gravity" and "nullifying" it. For example. An aeroplane counters gravity by providing it's own upward thrust. But nullifying it will be breaking the bonds between gravity and the object. ENOUGH SCIENCE I SAY. All this technobabble is increasing my intelligence~!! I want to be a Neanderthal!

Lets just say... you found the switch. What do you do? Do... you... become the adventurer and turn it off? Leave it out of fear?
Good questions. But....!!! It will change the world!!!!! Maybe even for a few seconds. Planes will fly upwards more, Michael Jordan will jump over the basketball hoop. That would be cooool. Extra hang time. Well.... except they won't fall down at ALL, if you don't turn it back on. When they do though, you'll be breaking their bones!! OUCH!

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