Sunday, August 5, 2007

What if number 12 - Eat, Mr Pac Man

What if Pac-man decided to eat you?

"Woah!! Totally not cool. Get away from me Pac man!!" *as you run crasily down the street from a giant yellow blob with a giant empty gaping mouth*
"I didn't mean to have fun with Mrs Pac man", you say, "The game's not even that great, it actually kinda sucked!" The giant Blob seems to react to that comment and begins to rage even more.
As you begin to run out of breath, you see a giant white blob, larger than the ones that were above you the whole time. Weird, you think to yourself and suddenly have to uncontrollable urge to consume this massive white blob. As you quietly knaw at it, you hear a strange electronic sound. THE SOUND OF IMPENDING DOOM FROM THE PAC MAN. You quickly finish off the rest of this massive white blob (tasted alright actually) and The yellow blog turns into a shade of dark blue and begins to cower away.

You feel so strong after consume that massive white blob, that you're overcome with the urge to begin eating the now dark blue blob. You chase it down with lightning speed and bite it in the ass. Mmmm never had pineapple tasting marsh mellows :D

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