Little Timmy comes home and slams the door in anger cause his girlfriend broke up with him. He's very very angry - but hold on, this isn't a story about poor depressed Timmy, it's about the poor door who didn't really do much to Timmy in the first place. I mean, honestly, does the door deserve such a cruel punishment for no apparent reason at all? What if a door had feelings!!! Did you ever consider that? It was so happy minding it's own business and then BAM!! a boy with raging hormones destroys it's day by slamming him against well... the wall? Should think about that :( Doors have feelings too....
Well seems to everyone (ahem!!! you guys suck!!!) that he'd get a slap in the face! And maybe a kick in the nuts! But come ON!!! Nobody likes being the center of attention! But you do have to give this guy a looooot of credit and guts to even try ANYTHING like this. Takes really large amount of courage and willpower to throw yourself at the mercy of another. Almost like putting yourself on the guillotine WAITING for your head to come off rolling. But see it from my point of view. This man! Not this specific one cause this is a tv show, but if ANYONE did that, he will not hesitate to do anything else that would cause a lot of commotion. And will not hesitate to save someone else from humiliation. And they would ask you to do the same and be kind to them.
What if you get so bored, your shoes CATCHES FIRE!!!?
Whhhhaaaaat? Catch fire? Shoes? Bordem? Shoes? Catch fire? What the hell? These are probably your initial reaction to the first line. I would be too, but seeing as how it's a craft of sarcasm mixed with the creativity / lameness that comes with being bored. If these weren't your initial reaction, maybe "omfg, another post!! Panny posted another what if!!" is.
Anyway, back to the point. As an expression, this would be a rather dangerous one. You'll have a lot of accidental arson cases blazing around school (oh yes, he did, he did! he just used blazing) And everyone would have flame retardant shoes! That's awesome, and everything would have to be flame retardant. At least you won't have to worry about being a castaway on an island, worrying about fire. It'll come around in a while when you REALLY GET BORED.
I know, I'm gonna leave most of this post up to your own imagination, ways you can light fire, or a FIRE KICK!!! IN THE NUTS!!! Channel your inner bordem into a vicious attack using the element of FIRE!