Wednesday, December 19, 2007

What if number 43 - On fire!

What if you get so bored, your shoes CATCHES FIRE!!!?

Whhhhaaaaat? Catch fire? Shoes? Bordem? Shoes? Catch fire? What the hell?
These are probably your initial reaction to the first line. I would be too, but seeing as how it's a craft of sarcasm mixed with the creativity / lameness that comes with being bored. If these weren't your initial reaction, maybe "omfg, another post!! Panny posted another what if!!" is.

Anyway, back to the point. As an expression, this would be a rather dangerous one. You'll have a lot of accidental arson cases blazing around school (oh yes, he did, he did! he just used blazing) And everyone would have flame retardant shoes! That's awesome, and everything would have to be flame retardant. At least you won't have to worry about being a castaway on an island, worrying about fire. It'll come around in a while when you REALLY GET BORED.

I know, I'm gonna leave most of this post up to your own imagination, ways you can light fire, or a FIRE KICK!!! IN THE NUTS!!! Channel your inner bordem into a vicious attack using the element of FIRE!

2 comments:

castalnetta said...

flambe!

郭 鏡 said...

shoes on fire?

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dance biyatch, dance

first thing that came on my mind