What if you could get health potions and energy/mana potions in RL!!!? (suggests Joseph)
Well!!! I'm pretty sure someone will try it out on their cut, by drinking it. And then magically they will get patched up instantly!!! NEAT!!! But.... i'll bet it comes at a very very insane price...
Many of the games you see in today's culture... that includes potions... do not allow your player to go to the toilet or even show weakness in any way. It's like... THEY'RE MACHINES!!! *DUH!!!* I'm pretty sure if someone made something of the sort, healing potions... first it'll be taken to the hospital to see if it can cure cancer patients... and when the withdraw symptoms hit, it'll probably kill them instantly. FUN TIMES!!!
Withdraw symptoms maybe be any of the following : Severe Diarrhea, Uncontrollable vomiting, Rectal bleeding, impotence, weakness to the joints, temporary blindness, inability to taste and touch, hemorrhaging in the fingertips, dry mouth. Consult your potion dealer before use.
Many of the games you see in today's culture... that includes potions... do not allow your player to go to the toilet or even show weakness in any way. It's like... THEY'RE MACHINES!!! *DUH!!!* I'm pretty sure if someone made something of the sort, healing potions... first it'll be taken to the hospital to see if it can cure cancer patients... and when the withdraw symptoms hit, it'll probably kill them instantly. FUN TIMES!!!
Withdraw symptoms maybe be any of the following : Severe Diarrhea, Uncontrollable vomiting, Rectal bleeding, impotence, weakness to the joints, temporary blindness, inability to taste and touch, hemorrhaging in the fingertips, dry mouth. Consult your potion dealer before use.
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what if #43
what if you ran outta toilet paper after taking a good shit in the remote public toilets
how many ways can you think of to pull yourself outta this shit
That's a good one fran.
If it was outdoors, just run for the nearest tree and go for the leaves.
If it was indoors... well, use your imagination.. ;)
that's the problem
indoors is always a problem
In Korea right, there are no toilet papers in the public toilets cuz of people burning them and blocking the bowls.
So you need to at all times, carry around witchu a tissue pack
Lol thats what socks are for!!
I think it was Malaysia long ago
when you go to the public toilets there you wont find a toilet paper next to the bowl but a wee hose with dripping water
Guess what that was for?
Well, people would take a huge, slimy and juicy shit, feel a 100 years lighter after the dump, then reach out for their @$$holes and wipe with their BARE LEFT HAND
the hose would be used to clean your LEFT hand afterwards.
That's why it is considered rude in Malaysia to handshake, eat, and do other things with the left hand
I think nowadays you don't have to worry about this though thankfully
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