What if we never found Nemo?
Just some foot notes on the top of this : Nemo is related to the animated movie created by Pixar called "Finding Nemo". If you don't want the story to be ruined etc etc. Turn away.
Think about it, a twist of fate lead to the finding of Nemo anyway to begin with. So what happens if the dad (forgot... prob Martin or something) never found his son?
OH MAN!!! I'm feeling like crying now. (not that I am gunna cause I'm a man and all *hides soaked tissues*) Think about it, if Nemo just stayed in that tank forever and ever and ever, well.. maybe for a year or two before the thermometer/temp moderator of the fish tank blows up (THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS). Then it'll just be "finding nemo's corpse". totally yuck. Kids would totally want to see that.
"Hey mommy, is Nemo sleeping?"
"Yea.... sleeping forever.... (fuck, stupid movie - I wonder if that guy over there's single?)"
"Hey mommy, Nemo's floating upwards... why?"
"Yea, fish float (mmmm he's totally yummy)"
"Hey mommy..."
"FOR FUCK SAKES TIMMY NEMO IS SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES!!! HE IS FUCKIN DEAD!!! GEEEZ!!"
Just some foot notes on the top of this : Nemo is related to the animated movie created by Pixar called "Finding Nemo". If you don't want the story to be ruined etc etc. Turn away.
Think about it, a twist of fate lead to the finding of Nemo anyway to begin with. So what happens if the dad (forgot... prob Martin or something) never found his son?
OH MAN!!! I'm feeling like crying now. (not that I am gunna cause I'm a man and all *hides soaked tissues*) Think about it, if Nemo just stayed in that tank forever and ever and ever, well.. maybe for a year or two before the thermometer/temp moderator of the fish tank blows up (THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS). Then it'll just be "finding nemo's corpse". totally yuck. Kids would totally want to see that.
"Hey mommy, is Nemo sleeping?"
"Yea.... sleeping forever.... (fuck, stupid movie - I wonder if that guy over there's single?)"
"Hey mommy, Nemo's floating upwards... why?"
"Yea, fish float (mmmm he's totally yummy)"
"Hey mommy..."
"FOR FUCK SAKES TIMMY NEMO IS SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES!!! HE IS FUCKIN DEAD!!! GEEEZ!!"
2 comments:
we found nemo at the sushi bar...
woah.. why the angst?
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