Monday, July 23, 2007

What if number 3 - Energizer!

What if you can eat batteries and get energy from it?

Comon! who hasn't thought about eating batteries before? I for one haven't until yesterday while coming up with more what ifs. I'm pretty sure babies would be like "ooooo shiny and round" *gulp* Totally sexy!! (no idea where that come from)

Imagine that if you could ingest batteries and gain energy from it. SURE, you could put it in a a clock and it runs, so why not you?

Lets assume for one moment that eating a battery gives you energy. You could literally start lighting up light bulbs by holding onto a light bulb correctly to from a current. SWEET~!! You could totally zap people. And when everyone holds hands, you can revive someone!! *CLEAR!!* Johnny!! are you okay? *holding him around the shoulders* "No~~~" *shaking from the zapping you're still doing*

And everyone would have afro hair :D Waboof!

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