Monday, March 17, 2008

What if number 47 - Charlie?

What if you saw a unicorn?

Well! a freaking UNICORN!!!! ZOMFG!!!! I'd rub my eyes! and then pluck it's horn off and sell it! That's assuming that I'm right about it being a real unicorn cus then i'll just be kicked in the face. I'd probably be kicked in the face.
ANYWAY seeing as how you're not suppose to approach "horse like" creatures with force and speed - it threatens them! YES massive several hundred kg beasts are scared of something literally HALF THEIR SIZE! AMAZING! I'd be the richest person in the world! Selling off 'REAL' unicorn horn. I'll name him charlie (see clip here). And i'll set a meadow on fire!

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