What if number 17 - Sky Food

What if the sky wanted to eat you while you are flying on an aeroplane?
Hey mommy, what's that black space out there? outside of the aeroplane?
It's just space honey, that dark outline above us is the space! Where the moon is.
No... that's up there. I'm talking about that giant mouth like thing over there.
Oh Timmy, I think you're just tired, suffering from that jet lag.
MOMMY!!! I'm not tired! Look!!! *points at gaping mouth like hole in the sky*
Yea right Tim....my.....
I think it's time you screamed says a mysterious hooded figure holding a massive scythe.
STOP! YOU! IN THE HOOD! PUT DOWN THE WEAPON says the enthusiastic air mashall
Fark Yoo all!!! Long live allah!!! says the terrorist who opens his vest and shows a giant red button and presses it.

(intercom) Ladies and gentlemen please stay seated we're getting eaten by the sky, I'm going to start evasive maneuvers and perform an emergency landing on the nearby island. Belt up thanks, your captain (intercom ends)

Everyone stares blankly at each other and then rush to see the outside of the plane. Indeed there has been a development of a gaping black mouth-like hole. "Ooooo, this is goooood. I'm totally getting a raise today" screams Death and then begins to start a manacle laugh.

Timmy : Why is it always me?

What if number 16 - Ants!

What if ants colonized your house when you went on holiday?

What I'm talking about isn't just a bit of your house. LIKE FULLY BLOWN!!! Jammed packed with what seems to be paper made apartment like colony infrastructure. FUCK!!!!! We'll need a bug bomb today! Or like a bug nuke to be more precise.

I do wonder how they did manage to produce such an insanely large colony. Probably ate the mail man. The dog... cat... various other insects from around the house.... neighbors..... Freaky thought man....

Keep your house clean guys... or you'll have a whole house of ants living in it!!!

What if number 15 - Shiny~~

What if I attend every social function wrapped in aluminum foil?
*music* "Domo aligato Mr. Roboto. Domoaligato Mr. Roboto" *flashing lights n techno music* Of course I'll be the one that's flashing since I'm CONSUMED IN ALUMINUM FOIL!!!!! ROCK ON!!

Don't know what I'd be doing though, Why am I in all this foil? What can I do now that I am wrapped in this foil? I'll tell you!!

*empty empty empty*

Okay... maybe that was planned out a few seconds ago. I think I'd look silly (one). Think I'd also be scary (two). Think..... people would talk? (three) hummmmmm (four). I don't know.... (five). Maybe.... I'd look.... like I'm doing something? (six). Six sentences :D but still no real reason why I would dress up in foil. I'd have clothes underneath though. Maybe I'll block out magnetic waves or something. So when the aliens abduct you all!! I'll be by myself. Since I won't show up on their radar. Yay!

*turns music on full blasts and does the robot*

What if number 14 - Gravity = 0

What if there was a switch to turn off gravity and where would it be?

A switch so devastating that would make things seem weightless? GREAT SCOTT (like Doc from Back to the future) A FLUX CAPACITOR? Yea... well.... we don't need a flux capacitor for this field trip. We'll be needing to make large quantities of "UNOBTANIUM" (wiki) dig down to the core and turn it off!!! That's right! TURN OFF GRAVITY!!!

Well.... the concept of turning off gravity has been around for a while now, ever since newton discovered it, people have always been pressed to nullify it. There's a slight difference to "countering gravity" and "nullifying" it. For example. An aeroplane counters gravity by providing it's own upward thrust. But nullifying it will be breaking the bonds between gravity and the object. ENOUGH SCIENCE I SAY. All this technobabble is increasing my intelligence~!! I want to be a Neanderthal!

Lets just say... you found the switch. What do you do? Do... you... become the adventurer and turn it off? Leave it out of fear?
Good questions. But....!!! It will change the world!!!!! Maybe even for a few seconds. Planes will fly upwards more, Michael Jordan will jump over the basketball hoop. That would be cooool. Extra hang time. Well.... except they won't fall down at ALL, if you don't turn it back on. When they do though, you'll be breaking their bones!! OUCH!

What if number 13 - Earth goes Kaboom!

What if one day a death star comes around and blows up the earth? (or something like hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy)

Well... not too sure what I'd do floating on a hunk of earth in my house staring into deep space. Or THAT SECOND MOON!!! What the hell? THAT WASN'T THERE BEFORE!!!? Before we drift off into space, lets rewind a little bit.

Why would a death start wanna blow up earth anyway? We're not exactly gonna be developing X-Wings anytime soon. Space flight has just started. I'd think we'd make better slaves (personally I'd rather be a slave ;) kidding).

Man... I really don't know. Not much you can do about it really, maybe have a cry (forced of course as the atmosphere depletes and tears are sucked out of you and your blood turned to obsidian) or puke your guts out (that one's not as literal). Or blow up with the planet :D it'll totally suck being the dude(s) that get hit directly with the lazer though. Zap! "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust." YEA RIGHT! More like "Oh my god he's been literally obliterated!!"

What if number 12 - Eat, Mr Pac Man

What if Pac-man decided to eat you?

"Woah!! Totally not cool. Get away from me Pac man!!" *as you run crasily down the street from a giant yellow blob with a giant empty gaping mouth*
"I didn't mean to have fun with Mrs Pac man", you say, "The game's not even that great, it actually kinda sucked!" The giant Blob seems to react to that comment and begins to rage even more.
As you begin to run out of breath, you see a giant white blob, larger than the ones that were above you the whole time. Weird, you think to yourself and suddenly have to uncontrollable urge to consume this massive white blob. As you quietly knaw at it, you hear a strange electronic sound. THE SOUND OF IMPENDING DOOM FROM THE PAC MAN. You quickly finish off the rest of this massive white blob (tasted alright actually) and The yellow blog turns into a shade of dark blue and begins to cower away.

You feel so strong after consume that massive white blob, that you're overcome with the urge to begin eating the now dark blue blob. You chase it down with lightning speed and bite it in the ass. Mmmm never had pineapple tasting marsh mellows :D

What if number 11 - Hair pill

What if you could change your hair colour by taking a pill every day?

Comon~~ honestly? Don't tell me you haven't thought of this before! At some point in your life you have wanted to dye your hair. Either to piss off your parents, look cool, or even just out of an act of randomness. COME ON!!!

I've thought about dying my hair before. But havn't gone around to working on that just yet. not a big fan of dying hair... getting it bleached.... yuck. And expensive. But now~~ There's a safe little pill you can take once a day before bed time that turns your hair growing sites on your head assemble a specific colour. If you take it often enough, you'll have yourself naturally looking hair colour. Won't even have to worry about dying it in a few months to hide the true colour.

All you have to do, it keep taking that specific pill and you'll grow that awesome hair of yours. No touch-ups, no disgusting feel and smell of hair, best of all, little effort required. That and you can mix and match and make a RAINBOW HAIR!!!!! awesum!!

Mmmmmmm rainbow hair