What if number 21 - The One RING!

What if you found a ring that can make you invisible like on LOTR (lord of the rings)?

Of course, NATURALLY - since I'm guy - I'd sneak around into the girls locker room ;) then the boyz! *grabs wet towel - hears slapping sounds and men screaming in pain* he he he! Then.... I'll touch M.C. Hammer cause he won't see me coming! *can't touch this!*

Well... lets just put aside all them weird side effects like wanting to keep it for yourself...... WHO THE FUCK WOULDN'T!!! If you gave it to someone else, you will never be able to find it ever again anyway! CAUSE THEY'RE FUCKIN INVISIBLE!!! So you can't exactly say that's a side effect. And the weird ring you see in the sky when you put it on? CUT! Lets just disenchant that spell! *waves a toothbrush like a wand*

Aside from the sneaking around... I'm pretty sure there is nothing else you can do with a ring that turns you invisible. The whole point to being invisible is..... to sneak around and elude 70% of your senses YOUR EYES! Would suck if you were tying to rob a blind guy though, HE'LL KNOW YOU'RE THERE!!! Since he's like... all wired up without eyes and stuff.

*steals your underwear as you read this - EBAY!!! YES!*

What if number 17 - Sky Food

What if the sky wanted to eat you while you are flying on an aeroplane?
Hey mommy, what's that black space out there? outside of the aeroplane?
It's just space honey, that dark outline above us is the space! Where the moon is.
No... that's up there. I'm talking about that giant mouth like thing over there.
Oh Timmy, I think you're just tired, suffering from that jet lag.
MOMMY!!! I'm not tired! Look!!! *points at gaping mouth like hole in the sky*
Yea right Tim....my.....
I think it's time you screamed says a mysterious hooded figure holding a massive scythe.
STOP! YOU! IN THE HOOD! PUT DOWN THE WEAPON says the enthusiastic air mashall
Fark Yoo all!!! Long live allah!!! says the terrorist who opens his vest and shows a giant red button and presses it.

(intercom) Ladies and gentlemen please stay seated we're getting eaten by the sky, I'm going to start evasive maneuvers and perform an emergency landing on the nearby island. Belt up thanks, your captain (intercom ends)

Everyone stares blankly at each other and then rush to see the outside of the plane. Indeed there has been a development of a gaping black mouth-like hole. "Ooooo, this is goooood. I'm totally getting a raise today" screams Death and then begins to start a manacle laugh.

Timmy : Why is it always me?

What if number 12 - Eat, Mr Pac Man

What if Pac-man decided to eat you?

"Woah!! Totally not cool. Get away from me Pac man!!" *as you run crasily down the street from a giant yellow blob with a giant empty gaping mouth*
"I didn't mean to have fun with Mrs Pac man", you say, "The game's not even that great, it actually kinda sucked!" The giant Blob seems to react to that comment and begins to rage even more.
As you begin to run out of breath, you see a giant white blob, larger than the ones that were above you the whole time. Weird, you think to yourself and suddenly have to uncontrollable urge to consume this massive white blob. As you quietly knaw at it, you hear a strange electronic sound. THE SOUND OF IMPENDING DOOM FROM THE PAC MAN. You quickly finish off the rest of this massive white blob (tasted alright actually) and The yellow blog turns into a shade of dark blue and begins to cower away.

You feel so strong after consume that massive white blob, that you're overcome with the urge to begin eating the now dark blue blob. You chase it down with lightning speed and bite it in the ass. Mmmm never had pineapple tasting marsh mellows :D

What if number 2 - Marshy

What if marshmallows were sentient?

oh man! poor mushy!! every time you drink hot chocolate with marshmallows they're like, "oh noes!! not the hot chocolate nooooo *gurgle/drown*" and then the occasional bubble, that is if they sunk to begin with.

I like bobbing the marshmallows up and down so it'll melt faster, MAN!! now I feel bad that I've aided in drowning an innocent marshmallow, of course eating it's dead corpse makes me feel a lot better. Yum! soft and sugary!

What about those mushies that get BURNED!!!! Compared to the lava like hot chocolate (or other beverages) being burned alive! First, people tend to dip them in something, then WABOOF!!! in the flame you go!! If they were sentient, they'll be screaming, "oh noes!! I'm on fire!! And i think my insides are turning liquid oooh~~" Mind you, i like them gooey on the inside but not crisp on the outside. Or CHARRED!!!! (Well done please!)