What if number 34 and 35 - DOUBLE UP!

What if clouds were really made of candy floss? What if you can fly!!?

Been a little bit lazy recently, and to make it up, this is a special DUO post. Specially formatted for extra fun-age

Well... Where does Superman eat? Well... that's a very nice question. He eats SUPER CEREAL! with Super Moo-Milk and... Super... doughnuts? Maybe...? All reasonable answeres that were never really discussed in any of the comics/film/etc etc. What does superman EAT?!!! Definitely Lewis ;)

ANYWAY! If Superman needs to eat, why not just eat the clouds? Since THEY'RE CANDY FLOSS!!! He can even say to his Super-Dentist that he's been flossin ;) WITH CANDY! He'll probably have a lot of cavities, but it's kewl, he just needs a mirror and then his eye lazer thing. Beeew!!!

Lets cut superman some slack here, if it were you, you'd run up to the sky and eat the candy floss away and then fly to class :D problem solved. What about the airplane's engines? There won't be any... TO BEGIN WITH! Cause you can fly! And eat on the go as well... sweet! Don't have to go down to the nearest island for Maccas.

What if number 33 - Freeze!

What if you had hands so cold when they touch something it freezes?

Well... this will be the first post that sorta include the whole superhero idea (which i've added as a label - indicating there might be more).

"So! Want an ice cream there Timmy?" you ask with your nicest voice
"Yes! I do!" replies Timmy enthusiastically.
"Alright then! *you whip up some stuff with your hands while chilling the cream to a nice temperature of somewhere below 0 :D* DONE!"
"YAY! *as you hand it over to Timmy"
"There's a good boy *you touch his hair and scruffles his head*"
"OUCH! brain fre..."
"Oh fuck! I've frozen his brain.... woops.... *you rush into the front seat of your ice cream truck and drive off at a very fast speed*"

The next day you find on the newspaper there is an article about a man who kidnaps kids and puts them in freezers. CREEPY, who'd do that?